SHOCKING! In This Country, A Clown Follows You All Day On Your Birthday [SEE WHY]

Just at the point where the parents bring their ungrateful tyrant of a child outside to see which car they’ll be driving to school the next day, a clown jumps out and either beats them senseless or at a minimum throws a pie in their face.

While this would make for some dream TV, I don’t think it’s the market Swiss actor Dominic Deville is looking to corner.

If you hire this evil clown, throughout the week leading up to the child’s birthday they will find scary notes warning of

an impending attack as well as text messages, phone calls and letters.

Apparently in the days before the birthday, “The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,” says Deville. “The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.”

For a fee, Dominic Deville will pseudo-terrorize your child (in the form of “menacing” phone calls, texts, and letters) for the week leading up to their birthday. Then, on the day itself, he’ll show up in pe

rson and smash a cake into their face. Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.

Of course, since the creepy stunt is “all in fun,” Deville promises to back off if he’s asked to by parents. “If at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there,” he said. “But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.” Deville, a Swiss actor working in Lucerne, told Orange News that he got the idea from watching his favourite horror movies.